Sliding Doors

I seemed to just invite people to watch me yesterday (see HERE), there was the TP episode and then there was the time that I walked into the closing door :D I was talking to Andrea and was trying to walk through the doors, they were closing but I assumed that they would start to open when I walk towards it, yeah well I was wrong it didn't sense me there or something and kept on closing--with me in the door!! It kind of squished me :D There was a couple that was walking through some other doors, some people standing at starbucks and some other people standing right inside the door and they all saw it! The couple didn't know what to do, they just kind of stared at me but the others started to laugh. I started to laugh too, I'm such a dork--only I would walk into a closing door.

TP

You know those embarrasing stories about people leaving the bathroom and they have toilet paper stuck to the bottom or their shoe? (or worse sticking out of their dress or pants) Yeah well that almost happened to me yesterday when we were at the A-Mart, luckily it didn't! Beacuse I wouldn't have just been some random person walking around with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe, I would have been the fat American with Princess Leia buns on the top of my head walking around with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. I already get watched by peopel everywhere I go, why not just add that :D
But again luckily that story didn't happen, I was just about to open the bathroom stall when I noticed that floor was littered with toilet paper (for the sake of my ewww factor we are going to pretend that it was unused toilet paper) and that one piece was stuck to the bottom of my shoe. It took me a bit to get it off, but get it off I did and my embarrassment for the day was kept to a minimum!

Embarrassment

This is what my desk looked like a couple of hours ago, the sad part is that I had already cleaned up some when I took this picture...how pathetic is that? I don't get how I can clean every night and by the next evening my room is already a disaster zone again...but at least I am being good and clean every night or every other night :D