Childless...What!?

I read a blog called Kazooisms that is just a blog of things that this mother hears from her preschooler, it is quite funny and I can't believe some of the things that Caroline (the daughter) says sometimes. I'm beginning to wonder if I should start a blog for the same idea but of things that I hear from Emily and Addy when I am at work.

I'm not sure where it came from on Tuesday but Emily, Addy, and I were sitting on the couches in the living room when out of nowhere Emily asked me if I was Mom...

B: No, not yet.

E: Oh, how old are you?

B: 22

E: 22? You're almost a Mom then, right?You should be a Mom when you are 22.

B: I have to get married before I can become a Mom.

E: When will that happen?

B: When I meet the right guy...someone that loves me and that I love him.

E: What if every guy loves you?

B: Then that would be awesome!

E: The you would be married to a lot of guys.

Oh the logic of a 4 year old, but indeed it would be awesome if all the guys loved me :)

Crying

On Sunday during Sunday School the teacher asked everyone who had cried, everyone waved their hands of course.

He then asked "what are some reasons you cry?" immediately there was the response "Girls"

The next question was "what do you do when someone you love is crying?".....

"When someone I know is crying I try to wear a black shirt so that when their mascara runs it doesn't stain." (of course both responses came from a guy)

One Question

This group asked 50 people in London "Where would you want to wake up?" One guy answered with some cuss words that I didn't appreciate, but it was amazing to see the wide difference in responses that people gave. Some were very worldly answers while others were more on the not exactly spiritual side but but somewhat.

Fifty People, One Question: London from Fifty People, One Question on Vimeo


What would be your answer?